'Everyone's giving me grief' over the Ashes being over before I get there.
Beautiful weather, classic snacks and legendary venues - what else would an supporter of the English team desire?
Ideally, they'd want an Ashes series in Australia where they retain a possibility to win back the Ashes once the opening games are done.
This is not the case this time, though, after the hosts' dominant victory by 82 runs in Adelaide put the hosts 3-0 up for the fourth straight contest on their own soil.
England's famous supporters' group, the organized fan base, have thousands of supporters traveling for the concluding fixtures in Sydney and Melbourne.
Furthermore, other travel parties who will be vacationing overseas, as well as loved ones heading for a once-in-a-lifetime trip.
The Ryding Siblings
Four fans named Alex, Sam, Rory and Katie are a prime example.
The four siblings had their itineraries and entry credentials secured for the Melbourne and Sydney matches "12 months ago", anticipating a historic English victory.
From afar, they've seen Australia dismantle the tourists in just under two weeks from their residence in the north of England.
"All my colleagues has been teasing me regarding the concluded contest for the last two weeks," commented one sibling.
"Our expectation had been that we would have the series on the line still when we got there."
Fading Positivity
Hope was abundant concerning a potential victory of securing a first win in 15 years for a triumph on Australian soil before it began.
But they are now facing the prospect of prolonging a streak without victory in the country to 19 games when the Boxing Day Test begins in the MCG on Christmas Day.
The England team - and their fans - will be hoping to sidestep a clean sweep.
One sibling noted the "thrill and enjoyment" of head coach the aggressive 'Bazball' approach in recent times had "renewed interest in" the longest format for England fans.
However, the group said they had realistic outlooks for the fourth and fifth Tests - and all they are requesting from the players is "a show of spirit".
"Commentators consistently points it out, but it all comes down to fortitude. 'The aggressive approach has been become a phrase now that is just, like, unrealistic play," added Rory.
"During a long match, you should apply yourself. Playing at deliveries 'wide of off stump has not been part of the coaching manuals, and that is primarily due to the frontline batsmen."
The Remaining Matches
Asked whether he believed England will triumph in a Test in this contest, one fan responded: "The evidence suggests the Aussies are just too good right now."
"Necessarily, there must be multiple performers that delivers for the team and makes a big impact."
Despite the scoreline, the group remains looking forward to the trip.
"It will be a great time anyway," commented Katie Ryding. "Our approach is that attitude."
"Naturally, it's a let-down we aren't fighting for more, but we have invested a significant amount already."
"We'll enjoy celebrating the holidays out there. It is also mine and Rory's first time away from home over Christmas."
A teacher, Katie is determined to make the most of the lengthy journey as part of her time off.
"If all else fails, I've got golf to rely on," Katie concluded.